Bacos Are Okay Sometimes

What's up, sisters? So, like, I've totally been thinking about you guys lately. Like, OMG all the time. The other day I went to the store and was like, "Man, I wonder what Bagoda is wearing right now," and my BF was like, "Who?" and I was like, "Pfft... whatev" [I was making a "W" using my thumbs and forefingers] and then my BF was like, "..." and I was like, "Face!"

Have ya'll seen this movie called John Tucker Must Die? OMG it is soooo funny. Basically it's about this total hottie who's a playa playa and has so many chicks and then some stuff happens and he learns a lesson and I couldn't stop laughing. Definitely two thumbs up. Two big thumbs up. You know how when they smash their fingers in the cartoons and they get all big and swollen? Two of those thumbs up, but like, times 50.

I'm hungry for a house salad. I only like house salad if it comes with lettuce, cheese, croutons, and ranch dressing. Sometimes bacos are good too but occasionally they sit funny in my teeth and it hurts when I bite down. That totally reminds of me of a story: One time I was eating this house salad that had lettuce, cheese, croutons and ranch and my mom was like, "Why don't you put some bacos in that?" so I was like, "Okay." And then I did.

See you laters, alligators. (I just made that up.)

Liston