Monday, April 21, 2008

Babies Love Toast

In the interest of cross cultural communication, one's opinion of toast is most often expressed by raising it to a designated height in the air. The higher said toast is raised, the higher one's opinion of it.

This is one of my two sons. His name is Baby Liston. And apparently he is of the impression that the piece of toast he was given (his left hand) is the number one piece of toast in all the land (his right hand).



I tend to agree with his opinion on this particular piece of toast, although only about half as emphatically.
We felt you should know that. Thanks.
Love,
Liston

5 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Why is Liston Jr black?

Liston said...

Not exactly sure. I probably passed down some recessive genes or something.

Liston

Bagoda the Cessna Pilot said...

Why the black gene gotta be recessive? Also, where's the baby arm?

Liston said...

Baby arm? Uh, there are two on the baby.

Liston

Gia said...

Funny.

Liston, Im a long time lurker, not much of a commenter :) But, may I request that you please update more?

Cmon now, you are not on my favourite list for nothing.

Peace