Thursday, March 27, 2008

With The Exception Of Rick Ross, I'm The Biggest Boss That You Seen Thus Far

In case you hadn't heard, I ride on the back of my brother's motorcycle with no shirt*. Yeah. Cause I'm bad**. Real bad***. Way more bad than kinda bad****. Like, real bad.

* But I do wear a helmet, because riding without a helmet is irresponsible.

** Bad meaning "tough", not bad meaning "bad" or "spoiled" or "lame", not like, "Ew, this meat is so bad (spoiled)," but more like, "Ew, this meat is so bad (tough)."

*** I'm talking big-time bad. Color Me Badd bad.

**** See illustration for further clarification.

illustration of my being way more-bad-than-kinda-bad for visual learners:



Peace to Middle East. We out.

Liston

1 Comments:

Basketbawful said...

Dude, you are SO fucking bad. I mean, "to the bone" bad.