One of the worst feelings in the world is getting to the end of a date, thinking everything has gone swell, and then not getting some sweet poon-tang. Luckily for you, I have devised a fool-proof 6 step plan guaranteed to help you close the deal at the end of your date. It's very simple. It goes:
1. Pull up to her house, shut the car off (but leave the radio on), and put it on some sweet tunes, like Journey or Chicago:

2. Once you've let Steve Perry get her into the mood, say something sweet like:

Girls love complements, so this is important.
Continue with steps 3-6.
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