Welcome to the Douchemaster 2000, a revolutionary computer system that calculates the level of douche you exhibit. It's simple, click your honest answer to each question and, depending on your response, you will be given a score and taken to the next appropriate question. After the last question is answered your score will be calculated. Good luck.
This is a very sensitive machine. Should you display an inordinate amount of douche-dum, the Douchemaster 2000 will automatically end your session.
The Douchemaster 2000 is 10 questions long.
Douchemaster 2000
1. A conversation on my cell phone is ended with:
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
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that's only one question... douche
I have rarely laughed so hard in my life. I want to have all of your illegitimate black babies (which will be hard, because I'm not black, but I'll figure out a way).
Wow...chumbo managed to fail this quiz and the "are you fucking retarded" quiz without ever taking either. Kudos, idiot.
I started taking this quiz, but I couldn't see the monitor because of the glare from my glowing orange tan.
When I raised my hand to sheild my eyes, I impaled my fingers on my frosty spiked hairdo.
Then I blew some guy.
No need to tell me my score. I already know.
ROFLMAO. What kind of name is Liston? That's oh-so homo, bro. You should go Menendez on your 'rents ASAP.
liston is a dirty ape. 7 comments? WOWSORS.
Jimmy Crack Cornball said...
ROFLMAO. What kind of name is Liston?
I think he is heir to the soup empire or something. I eat that shit all the time. It's delicious and salty...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! I'm bored now.
HIGH FIVE!
Damn, a month later and I'm still a douche. Wait, I'm from Boston. That sounds about right.
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