If you understand this at all then you are a total fag. I'm not a fag, though. I make out with hot chicks all day. Like, 50 times a day probably so that makes me a big time non-fag. Then, after I make out with them, I look them right in their eyes and say, "I'm a bronco-busting heartbreaker, honey" and they're like, "Fuckin' A, baby. That's the American dream" and then I'm like, "You know it" and then they're like, "Come here you rock hard stud" and I'm like "I do 25 push-ups a day" and they're like, "I can tell" and I'm like, "Don't get cute, ho" and they're like, "Oh no you di-int" and I'm like, "Oh yes I did".
Liston
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Just. Plain. Great. And by great, I mean fucking incredible.
Carrie and Miranda
Ok, so you pretty much copied verbatim last week's episode of Sex and the City.
You're sure to win, did you see the other entry they got. It was Saved by the Bell but they just threw in some in some lame rape and anal references. Oh, and a serial killer too. It's like they copied a typical My Brain Says Rage post, except they forgot to copy the funny and clever.
Anonymous,
Please go to to MBSR's site and leave that same comment. I am determined to win this thing.
Liston
I like the backward tit shot on the chick at the computer. Great attention to detail. I have faith you will win whatever the hell it is your trying to win...some sort of nerd contest I'm guessing.
I thought you would like that. Not a lot of people know, but if you lift a boob and look at the back of it there is also a nipple on the backside.
Liston
What creeps me out is the fact that you know which one's which. I used to watch Sex & The City but it took me a whole season to know their characters. Looks like you watched a whole season too. Haha. Anyways, your blog is good. Not as great as Maddox's though, but you're getting there.
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