Movie title: Roadhouse
Stars: Patrick Swayze, an old coot that seems a lot like the old coot from Blade, the Double Deuce, this one guy that has a knife on his boot, a monster truck
Plot: There's this guy who's one cool hombre named Dalton who lives like a loner, fights like a professional, and loves like there's no tomorrow. He already knows this blind guy that plays a guitar, then this guy rubs a boob but doesn't have any money, then Dalton says, "Be nice" and everyone is like, "Whaaaa?" and people thought he would have been bigger. Then this other guy thinks he's the best at karate but it turns out he's only second best and Dalton whoops/kills him and is like, "WESSSLLLLEEEYYYYY!". Then this stuffed bear falls on a guy.
How I felt about it: I was pretty much trying to make out with Dalton through the TV but I couldn't. Then I put on this black t-shirt and was leaning against an open door with my arms crossed for like two hours or whatever, then I went in the front yard to practice karate.
Thanks to the person that emailed me and told me to review this movie. I think it was "Clairah" or something. Leave your requests in the comments section, ot you can email me at: leaveyoursuggestionsinthecommentssection@gmail.com
9 Comments:
Brilliant. You should review Roots.
The Roadhouse old coot actor, Sam Elliot, is infinitely more cooler than the Blade old coot actor, Kris Kristofferson.
Sam could totally kick Kris's ass. He wouldn't even need to be in a bar.
Great stuff. This movie was chock full of huge lessons, but the most important of all was that "Pain Don't Hurt."
"the dancing's over. now it gets dirty." that's pure poetry right there, and so is this movie review.
p.s. what the hell kind of a name is clairah?
Another awesome review! Can't wait to see which movie is next.
Dalton has Rad hair, wears a tight t-shirt and spits out mad one-liners.
In a weird twist, Dalton decided to change his name to 'Johnny' take a dancing job at a country club and stick his fingers up to authority by staging the maddest ever dance to 'I've had the time of my life'.
Dalton Rules.
Dalton has Rad hair, wears a tight t-shirt and spits out mad one-liners.
In a weird twist, Dalton decided to change his name to 'Johnny' take a dancing job at a country club and stick his fingers up to authority by staging the maddest ever dance to 'I've had the time of my life'.
Dalton Rules.
In no particular order, I nominate "Crash," "Total Recall," and "Sleepless in Seattle".
I suggest you review another Swayze movie, Youngblood. In Youngblood, Swayze shaves pretty boy Rob Lowe's balls.
It's so hot.
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